i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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