her vagine was all disorganized.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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