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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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