I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Someone shattered a urinal.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just had sex on a roof
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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