I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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