I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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