i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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