The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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