I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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