when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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