Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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