Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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