allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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