Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Holy sore nipples Batman
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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