Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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