But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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