i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
ttyl tear gas
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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