Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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