Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
