you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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