Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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