Me too!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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