You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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