Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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