K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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