I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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