"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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