Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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