I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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