She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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