she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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