Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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