marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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