please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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