mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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