Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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