Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i am craving dick and cupcakes
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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