She is in my trunk
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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