is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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