if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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