Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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