Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
