Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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