well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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