Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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