I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think my moral compass just broke
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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