with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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