I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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