I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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