She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
