Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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