i may or may not be watching the land before time
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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