i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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