okay pat passed out under dana's car
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Alive.
So much puke
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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