Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
