I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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