YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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